I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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