Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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