Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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