I looked at my own cervix.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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