How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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