So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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