i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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