I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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