watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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this will be a night to untag.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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