Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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