I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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