i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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