you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i believe in u and ur pee
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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