Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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