But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
