hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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