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he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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