Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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