apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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