Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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