Me too!
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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