I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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