He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You can't motorboat a personality
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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