Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Let's get the cat blown out
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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