Quick, to the slutcave!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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