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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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