Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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