my soul wont recognize me after tonight
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
