Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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