I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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