No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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