is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i barfeds in our rink
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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