I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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