i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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