Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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