think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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