she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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