Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The adults are the big ones right?
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