he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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