So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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