where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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