I have demons in me.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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