Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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