party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
