let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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