She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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