wrigley field is MILF paradise
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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