Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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