Sry I called you an 8
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The air was thick with penises
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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