This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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