Just mADE A PArabola og urine
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Alive.
So much puke
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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