i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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