do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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