Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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