I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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