Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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