Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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